Thursday, 3 May 2007

PostHeaderIcon Hotdoll - the sex toy for dogs!

It's amazing the things you stumble upon on the web, this really made me laugh and I thought it should be shared. I wasn't sure if it was a joke at first, but no it is a genuine product.

According to the product designers description at
A dog is an animal with an enormous sexual appetite which can't be controlled. Many methods consist of artificial ways to stop dogs inborn character. These methods like castration or meds are going against the natural laws. Hotdoll is a natural (and beneficial for dog's health) way to control its sexual impulses.

This love doll for dogs is shaped to be grabbed easily by the dog's paws like female hips. Hotdoll is designed in 2 sizes to be used by little dogs and by big ones! Its contrasted colours are made to be easily distinguished by dogs eyes. The body is made by a plastic structure covered with a 1 cm technogel skin to create a soft and molle touch.

All orange parts are made of rubber, that way the dog grips on the floor. The pink hole behind (most important part!) needs to be washed regularly for hygienic reasons. Once clean you can apply some female odour spray on it (the spray is an accessory) several times per month, when your dog seems sexually hungry or nervous.


Anonymous said...

"A dog is an animal with an enormous sexual appetite which can't be controlled" Ha, very much like a man!! Now I see why a dog is a mans best friend, so much in common!! Kerry

Anonymous said...

I'm confused and concerned about a couple of issues.. These seem to come in two colours, black and white? this raises the nasty suspicion that somehow dogs are intrinsically racist and it poses difficult decision for the owner.

What do you buy if you have a white dog? A white model or a black model.. What would your dog prefer? What does your choice say about you?... Maybe you should just buy both to be on the safe side..

Also, I’m not sure that two sizes offers enough choice.. it seems to me that the spread of sizes from a Great Dane to a Shitzu is going to need more than ‘big or small’. So, on a scale of 1 to 10, just how big is your dog’s cock? What an interesting dinner conversation that would make.

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