Wednesday, 22 April 2009
Some people shouldn't be allowed computers – continued
Someone rang me in work today, the conversation went like this:
Idiot: The number 9 key isn't working on my keyboard.
Me: The one on the numeric keypad or the one above the letters.
Idiot: The one on the numeric keypad.
Me: OK, can you just use the key above the letters for now and someone will bring you a new keyboard.
Idiot: Oh, that 9 key isn't working either.
Idiot: Oh, none other the number keys are working either.
Idiot: Oh, actually none of the letter keys are working either.
Me: So the keyboard isn't working at all?
Idiot: No, none of the keys are working.
Idiot: Oh, hang on, I know what's wrong now.
Me: Oh, what?
Idiot: There's no space left in the field I'm typing in.
Idiot: The number 9 key isn't working on my keyboard.
Me: The one on the numeric keypad or the one above the letters.
Idiot: The one on the numeric keypad.
Me: OK, can you just use the key above the letters for now and someone will bring you a new keyboard.
Idiot: Oh, that 9 key isn't working either.
Idiot: Oh, none other the number keys are working either.
Idiot: Oh, actually none of the letter keys are working either.
Me: So the keyboard isn't working at all?
Idiot: No, none of the keys are working.
Idiot: Oh, hang on, I know what's wrong now.
Me: Oh, what?
Idiot: There's no space left in the field I'm typing in.
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